Blowjobs are always a welcomed surprise. But what if you could get one every day without any extra effort from your part? Even though you’re not technically getting a blowjob, the toys on this list of the best blowjob machines have surely done their best to get you the sensation you’re after.
In this article, we’ll go into detail on what you should look out for when buying a blowjob machine, as well as the best ones currently available. Let’s get started!
How to Choose The Best Blowjob Machine
Size
Some of the blowjob machines on this list, although very stimulating, are large. Their large size can make them difficult to store and certainly impossible to travel with. It’s a matter of preference, but an important one!
Stimulation
While some are packed with all the latest and greatest features, others keep it simple. Stimulation, again, is a matter of preference, but every toy on this list has their own pros and cons when it comes to stimulation.
Compatibility
If you want one of these beauties to connect with the porn you watch, or even with VR headset to make the experience even more lifelike, then this is something to keep an eye out for. Not all blowjob machines offer these features.
Features
There are a huge number of features available when it comes to sex toys, blowjob machines are no different. Some things are going to be more important for you than others, so think carefully before rushing into a decision.
Best Blowjob Machines:
Now for the part you’ve been waiting for! Here’s our list of the best blowjob machines currently on the market, in no particular order.
Autoblow A.I.
The A.I. Driven Blowjob Machine That Offers 9 Different Blowjobs
The first one on the list is the Autoblow A.I. and it’s a blowjob machine that’s rich in variation.
This blowjob machine was created using A.I. to ensure the best experience possible. It offers nine different kinds of blowjobs as well as one enhanced A.I. blowjob which switches up every time.
As well as this variation, it also offers ten different speeds for each of them which makes it possible for you to move from low stimulation to high as the end of your pleasure-session draws closer.
It also comes with an easy-to-use interface that allows you to pause the machine, as well as speed it up or slow it down.
The Autoblow A.I. is rechargeable which makes it a delight to use and is averagely priced compared to the other true blowjob machines on this list.
Pros: Created using A.I., 10 speeds, 9 patterns, extra A.I. pattern that changes every time, USB-rechargeable, easy to use
Cons: Fiddly to clean
QuickShot Launch
Feature-Packed Blowjob Simulator That Offers up to 250 Strokes Per Minute
Next is the QuickShot Launch; a powerful toy that will satisfy all.
This blowjob machine is feature-packed and highly stimulating. It can go as fast as 250 strokes per minute which provides a sensation that’s unlike anything else. Slower settings are also possible.
As well as a ridiculous speed that can be achieved, this toy also allows you to adjust the stroke length to tailor the experience to your exact wants. With the four stroke lengths and four speeds, you can be sure that you’re spoilt for choice every time you use it.
The QuickShot Launch is rechargeable which makes it much easier to use and is priced averagely.
Pros: Up to 250 strokes per minute, 4 speeds, 4 stroke lengths, USB rechargeable
Cons: Very bulky
Lovense Max 2
Compact Blowjob Machine That’s Controlled Remotely
Another model we just couldn’t leave out is the Lovense Max 2; a toy that offers multiple sensations in a small and compact package. Note that the toy doesn’t offer an automatic thrusting but thanks to contractions it can be a hands-free experience.
This toy comes with a sleeve included that has multiple textures inside. As it slides further down your shaft you will experience a wide range of different sensations. Sleeves are interchangeable too (if you purchase the additional pink one), so you can switch things up from time to time.
This model can be controlled remotely from your smartphone, or that of your partner. This means you can use it hands-free, or even switch things up and give your partner control of the toy.
If you’re after variation, this toy offers seven vibration patterns and three different contraction settings for even more stimulation. The contraction settings isn’t a feature you see very often which makes it all the more special.
The Lovense Max 2 is USB rechargeable and splash-proof to ensure it’s not damaged during cleaning. It’s priced at the lower end of this list making it a great value.
Pros: Interchangeable sleeves, controlled remotely, great for long-distance play, 7 vibration patterns, 3 contraction settings, USB rechargeable, splash-proof, great value
Cons: Even though it’s easier than some of the others, cleaning can still be a challenge, Noisy
Kiiroo KEON
Automated Male Masturbator that Can Sync to Your Favorite Porn Videos
The Kiiroo KEON is next on this list of the best blowjob machines and it’s one that offers some unique features.
This automated male masturbator allows you to take complete control of your experience. With interchangeable sleeves as well as the possibility to pick your preferred stroke length and speed, this toy gives you as much variation as possible without sacrificing usability.
This toy also allows you to sync your session to your favorite porn videos, with this function being available on most major sites like PornHub and XVideos. It also allows you to sync your session with a partner’s toy which allows for intimate experiences over long distances.
The Kiiroo KEON is a unique toy that seems to be offering a lot of updates on the toy which should keep it in a leading market position for a while. It’s priced on the more expensive end of this list but is more than worth it if you want a luxury automated experience.
Pros: Fully automated, interchangeable sleeves, syncs with videos, syncs with other toys, stroke length & speed adjustable
Cons: Expensive
Kiiroo Onyx+
Luxury Automated Male Masturbator with Contracting Rings for Added Realism
The Kiiroo Onyx+ is another luxury toy, and one of those models that seems to do it all!
This toy covers all of the most important features a good blowjob machine should have and then some! With ten contracting rings that offer a range of internal sensations, it can offer a realistic feel while also increasing the level of stimulation the toy offers.
Just like some of the other luxury models you’ve read about, this one also comes with the ability to sync to videos and other toys. It also allows you to sync to webcams which further helps you to make the experience as interactive as possible.
The Kiiroo Onyx+ comes with a one-year warranty and multiple software updates each year to ensure it stays updated. It’s one of the more expensive toys on this list but is worth it considering the interactive capabilities.
Pros: 10 contracting rings, high-level of stimulation, syncs to videos & webcams, syncs with other toys
Cons: The price means it’s less accessible to new users
Other Toys to Consider
COBRA LIBRE II
Highly Stimulating Alternative That’s Eco-Friendly
Even though it’s not quite a blowjob machine, the COBRA LIBRE II isn’t one we could leave out.
This toy doesn’t go for the realistic approach like most sex toys do. It has been created to deliver the maximum pleasure possible, regardless of whether it feels natural or not.
It delivers powerful vibrations directly where they are most effective, and this results in powerful orgasms. It’s got a great user interface and is very easy to use. The one-button system means nothing can go wrong and pleasure is achieved literally at the push of a button.
This toy is also very quiet to make discrete play possible. This is great if you don’t want people in the other room finding out you’re using it. It’s also waterproof which allows you to use it in the shower or bath for even more fun.
The COBRA LIBRE II is USB rechargeable and eco-friendly. It’s priced at the lower end of this list, especially when compared to the real blowjob machines.
Pros: Extreme stimulation, easy to use, discreet, waterproof, USB rechargeable
Cons: Doesn’t offer as much variation or as much of a complete experience like some of the more feature-rich models offer
Tracey Cox Supersex Male Vibrator
Tracy Cox-Inspired Alternative With Removeable Egg Vibe
Another unique model now, and one that is slipped over the top of your penis, the Tracey Cox Supersax Male Vibrator is a great alternative to a blowjob machine.
This toy was inspired by the sex expert Tracy Cox, and it’s a multispeed male sleeve that offers strong vibrations. It comes with four different vibration speeds for you to choose between in order for you to experience the maximum pleasure possible.
The removable egg vibrator can also be used independently from the toy which makes it all the more dynamic. You can use it to pleasure your partner too, or maybe on another body part that’s due a little love.
The Tracey Cox Supersex Male Vibrator comes in a one-size-fits-all size and is one of the less expensive options on this list. A great toy if you’re looking for something that suits a tight budget.
Pros: Inspired by Tracy Cox, 4 vibration speeds, removable egg vibrator, one size fits everyone, great value
Cons: Battery-powered
Lovehoney O Force 2 Dual Motor Male Vibrator
Dual-Motor Stimulating Sleeve With 5 Vibration Speeds
Nearing the final few models on this list now, the Lovehoney O Force 2 Male Vibrator is a sleeve placed over your penis to deliver stimulating sensations.
This male sex toy comes with five different vibration speeds for you to choose from which keep you guessing and allow you to build up the stimulation slowly. It also has two different motors to ensure maximum power is achieved when using the toy.
The ribbed outside of this toy makes it perfect for keeping a good grip when in the water or when lubed up a little too much. It’s also waterproof which gives you further variation in the form of fun in the shower or tub.
The Lovehoney O Force 2 Male Vibrator is shaped discretely for easy storage and is priced on the lower end of this list.
Pros: 5 vibration speeds, dual motors, ribbed exterior, waterproof, discreet, great value
Cons: Battery-powered which is a pain when it runs out of juice
La Bocca Della Verita
Mouth-Simulating Sex Toy With Realistic Feel
Second to last is the La Bocca Della Verita, a highly realistic male masturbator that we feel brings some good variation to this list.
This pocket pussy simulates oral sex when used in combination with a good amount of water-based lubricant. The inside of this toy is textured to feel like the real thing and this also helps to improve stimulation.
It’s made from a stretchy material and has a realistic look which leaves nothing to the imagination. This toy is also fairly easy to clean, although drying the toy properly can take a little work.
The La Bocca Della Verita is rated highly by its users and is one of the least expensive models on this list.
Pros: Realistic feel, stretchy, great aesthetics, highly-rated, easy to clean, great value
Cons: Doesn’t dry very easily
Fleshlight Turbo Thrust
Fleshlight That Simulates Oral Sex
Last on the list is the Fleshlight Turbo Thrust; a male masturbator that simulates the sensation of a blowjob.
This model doesn’t just come with an opening that simulates oral sex… It comes with three! To ensure it still offers enough variation, there are three different openings that each simulate a different area of the mouth.
Inside, the textures skin-like material adds a lot of stimulation to the experience, while the large size of the toy ensures that pretty much all penis sizes fit into the toy completely.
The Fleshlight Turbo Thrust isn’t compatible with Fleshlight Launch but it’s priced at the less-expensive end of this list making it a great value.
Pros: Three different areas of the mouth simulated, skin-like feeling, highly-textured interior, fits all penis sizes, great value
Cons: Doesn’t offer vibrations or other forms of extra stimulation
Conclusion
Blowjob machines can be a great alternative to the real thing, and some can even be connected to VR or porn to make the experience even more realistic. Hopefully, after reading this post, you’re in a much better position to find a blowjob machine that’s right for you!
